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"Don't get too excited fella, I'm the mediocre Samaritan. I only give you a Band-Aid and then I'm off."

Scriptural Application
Luke 10:30-37

Courtesy of Christart.com

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

Six-year-old Jessica and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out oud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Jessica pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

*Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins:
"Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads:
"I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

* FYI - We have business cards available for you to give your friends and neighbors to let them know about SRBC. CLICK HERE

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